your father

your father can go fuck herself .

jesus camp

jesus camp...where you can get your dick sucked and people will actually believe you when you tell them that the ministers wife was just saying her prayers...cum to jesus camp .

resistance to life

resistance to life...is like a pie...without any pie .

every business meeting...

just remember...every business meeting...you are only one fart away from losing a contract .

two stages to life

get a fucked up idea...then find a religion that believes it .

triple murder

i would have gone to bible college...if not for that triple murder charge .

a reasonable question

do cannibals say grace ???