wonderful wacky world

there is a  wonderful , wacky , wild world out there...and it is just waiting to beat the fuck out of me...(or fwuck...whatever you prefer.)

frozen food

as the world continues to fall apart...frozen food continues to get better and better...which , of course , means...that the day frozen food reaches its perfection...will be armageddon .

the police did not like...

the police did not like my headlight being out...and the dismembered mayor in the back seat didn't help either .

tuna would taist...

tuna would taste a lot better...if my teeth were sharp enough to bite through the can .

good leadership

so i tell this clergyman that good leadership  means being a servant to your congregation...he couldn't stop laughing .

greek tragedies

i don't know why greek tragedies are considered sad...i never got hurt in any of them .

my age...

it just occurred to me...i am older now than i have ever been before .