cat lady...

i wonder where you go to school to learn how to be a cat lady ???

religious people...

religious people do not drink...because they are too busy beating their wives .

bin ladin

for all you people who believe people should repress their homosexuality...i have two words for you...bin ladin .

i swear...

i swear to never name a corgi cory...an elephant elli...an alligator...al...or a tarantula...terry .  

boss hogg

maybe boss hogg...is the greatest philosopher who ever lived .

going to heaven

the first thing i am going to do when i get to heaven...is get drunk and screw .

choose...

choose your friends carefully...and the lubricant you use to masturbate with...even more carefully .