My Satirical Horse

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

MAYBE THE UNIVERSE IS GOD'S HARD-ON .

WHERE IS THIS FUCKING LINE ??? AND HOW DO WE GO ABOUT IGNORING IT ???

NEW BREED OF COWS...BLACK...WHITE...THEN COMPLETELY BLACK AGAIN .

I WONDER IF SASQUATCH DEBATE THE EXISTENCE OF PEOPLE ???

ANYONE WHO NAMES THEIR PET OCTOPUS...OCTO...IS A DICK .

HOLY SHIT...HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF AN ITALIAN MASTIFF ??? IT'S LIKE A PIT BULL ON STEROIDS .

MERCY IS WHAT WE TALK ABOUT...AS WE WATCH THE SHITHAWK SOAR THROUGH THE MIDNIGHT SKY.