ORGASM PER DAY

THIS FELLOW THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE AN ORGASM EVERY DAY...SO HE INVENTED A MACHINE TO SKIP HALF THE DAYS OF HIS LIFE...IT WORKED...BUT HE DIED AT AGE 34 .

THE HARD WAY...

THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL IN FRONT OF ME...SHE HAS A SHITTY HAIRCUT...I WILL SAY NOTHING...I LEARNED THAT ONE THE HARD WAY .

GROWING OLD...

GROWING OLD...EVERYTHING SAGS BUT YOUR DICK .

ODE TO A HAM...

every ham needs a PIG...and every dog needs a SWEATER .

FAVORITE WORD...

MY FAVORITE WORD IS FUCT...AS IN...GO FUCT YOURSELF .

SCIENCE AND POCKET PUSSY

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT MY STATE OF THE ART , SPACE RUBBER POCKET PUSSY...I THANK GOD FOR SCIENCE .

FUCK OFF

why don't you just tell  everyone to FUCK OFF ??? someone's gotta listen .