THE GOOD SAMARITAN

ONCE IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT the good samaritan...WAS GAY...MOST JUST SIMPLY REFERRED TO HIM AS THE SAMARITAN .

THE LOVIN MAN...

ONCE A MAN WANTED TO BE THE MOST LOVING PERSON IN THE WORLD...SO HE KILLED EVERYONE .

PICTURES...

SOMETIMES UGLY PICTURES...ARE PAINTED WITH BEAUTIFUL BRUSHES .

...AND THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE ???

THE SAME SNOW THAT HIDES THE EVIDENCE...PRESERVES IT AS WELL .

RELIGION...

THE BEST THING ABOUT RELIGION...IS GETTING TO BEAT YOURSELF . 

WITH A FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO...

WITH A FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO...EVERYTHING CAN BE CHANGED .

ORAL SEX

THE MINISTER TOLD THE CONGREGATION NOT TO HAVE ORAL SEX...THEN HE DEMONSTRATED WHAT IT WAS THEY SHOULD NOT DO .