My Satirical Horse

Monday, March 17, 2014

there is only one thing that can resolve all the violence in the middle east...mandatory compulsive masturbation .

if your wife isn't in the mood for sex...just offer her 10 dollars .

my manager says...i don't make enough bull shit promises .

i heard that over 100 churches close in canada every year...and you said there is no god ???

MY FAVORITE HOLY BOOK...HARRY POTTER

IS BUGS BUNNY A MAJOR OR MINOR PROPHET ???

the minister said that he doesn't believe in
sex before marriage...strange...i thought it
happened all the time .