My Satirical Horse

Sunday, March 9, 2014

lord...forgive me for calling those idiots...idiots .

happy birthday...you little slut .

the mark of a truly civilized society...everyone lies to each other using very long words .

a boyfriend got very jealous when i referred to his girlfriend as "little tiger"...i guess he knew of my history of fucking tigers .

turtles get reincarnated...as soup .

you may be an ass hole...but at least i got a big dick out of the deal .

do you know what kind of people hold the elevator open for themselves as long as so desire ??? the kind who think nobody is looking .