the best in people

nothing brings out the best in people...like having their intestines pulled out .

cannibals and wine

are you aware that cannibals that prefer red wine...despise cannibals that prefer white ???

i hang out with shit turds...

i hang out with shit turds...it helps my self esteem .

badminton

i played badminton with god once...i beat him and my life has been shit ever since .

Flying Rats

"flying rats" back in studio to record rock opera on...rocks...while smoking rock...guest singer..."the rock"...however...they have completely denied there is a theme of any sort to the record . 

a blackbird...

an ostrich can't eat pizza unless his head is up his ass .

flying rats

"flying rats" say that the three people trampled to death in recent concert...are , coincidentally...the only three girls the drummer ever had sex with in his life .