camp wacka wacka

the ironic thing about camp wacka wacka was...there was no masturbatorium .

this dog i know...

this dog i know...he loves chasing chipmunks...but hates chasing squirrels .

baby let's get drunk and screw

a young man says to his woman..."let's get drunk and screw"...come my age...you say..."let's get drunk or screw".

sometimes a fart...

sometimes a fart...sounds like a duck...but don't expect to eat it for dinner .

pulling away

i pull away from women
so i can pull away on my dick
some people think that's anti-social
but i don't give a shit

i pull on my finger
others pull on my heart
and if it is a lucky day
all that happens in a fart 

we pull on each other
and push at the same time
and we don't see the mess we made
because we're fucking blind

if i were a dinosaur
i'd be pull-a-sauras-rex
i would add a push to my pull
and then i'd call it sex

george bush

george bush has done for world peace...what christians have done for christianity .

some day...

some day we will be all the same color and religion and stuff like that...then the people with a lower left nut...will declare war on the people with a lower right nut .