...the bahamas

stroke it in the bahamas

you never know someone...

you never know someone...until you cut off their head and look deep inside their skull .

the titanic

apparently...the titanic had eight psychics on board...eight useless fucking psychics .

having children

why does god encourage us to have children ??? simple...the more children...the better the plague .

moses and the red sea...

what moses really did was fart in the bath tub...you know how stories get exaggerated .

baby name

a friend of mine bought a book on baby names...eventually she named her child copyright 1978 .

nothing brings out the best...

nothing brings out the best in people...like a chain saw .