only in america

only in america...would you sell someone bullets to shot at you .

...smaller the dick

the greater the need to take over the world...the smaller the dick .

self esteem

any time my self esteem is low...i punch myself in the face .

born again christians

born again christians love to witness...one of the things they witness...is me...running in the opposite direction .

the best way to

the best way to demonstrate your masculinity is to take a girl bowling...and laugh at her when she rolls the ball into the gutter .

moses

when moses parted the red sea...he misses out on a great opportunity to be the first person to fish sideways .

selling records

selling a million records will make you famous...so will cannibalism .