stupid people

all the stupid people i know have one thing in common...they think they are smart .

insight

if you can have insight into only one thing...make sure it is not up your ass .

be yourself

it is a wonderful thing for people to be themselves...just not around me .

the neighbor

i am so glad that the neighbors finally put a flood light in their driveway...that way i can see where i am pissing .

the coincidence

so you donate your kidney to this fellow to save his life...and three months later and 2000 miles a way...he accidentally runs you over .

what would jesus do???

every time i hit someone with my car on purpose...i think to myself...would jesus do this??? then i think...i wonder what is on t.v???

balls

god gave guys balls...so girls could play pool with them .