Tuesday, March 8, 2011
the yard sale
the yard sale was a complete success...and it was amazing how quickly those young boys just gobbled up the porno magazines .
Monday, March 7, 2011
church and masturbation
it was strange that the local church had all of those protest meetings to stop masturbation...and even stranger that they got people to demonstrate what masturbation was .
Friday, March 4, 2011
potato chips
i have a friend...that whenever he buys potato chip dip...it tastes substantially better than when other people buy it...i deeply feel...that if anyone ever figures out why...we could actually save this fucking planet .
Thursday, March 3, 2011
being jealous
you know your wife is jealous...when she accuses you of screwing the rats in the basement .
church bulliten
apparently...replacing the church bulletin with porno mags...just did not fly the way the minister thought it would .
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
world soccer
the world soccer thing-a-ma-jig...is just fine...but they should spend less time kicking that fucking ball around...and more time soccering .
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